mrspacmandammit:

homocidol:

i hate when guys say shit like “why would you cut your hair? guys don’t like girls with short hair” that’s like watching someone else make a sandwich for their self and saying “why are you putting tomatoes in it? i don’t like tomatoes”

This is fucking amazing.

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villain-lover:

Tom Hiddleston as Han Solo [x]
What do you think?

villain-lover:

Tom Hiddleston as Han Solo [x]

What do you think?

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rae-rose:

who-lligan:

So I just had the shit creeped out of me.

I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked. 

My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away. 

So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate. 

And found this.

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A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.

I think I’d have preferred a ghost….

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funnyorwtf:

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

funnyorwtf:

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

(Source: viralvdio)

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serial-killing-disney-princess:

serial-killing-disney-princess:

Hey guys! I’m going to shave my head in support of kids with cancer. Before I do that though, I need to raise $300 - by August 31! I am halfway there - but I could use more help! And I’ll post selfies of me bald!

If you can’t donate, at least repost it? Help me out anyway you can?

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serial-killing-disney-princess:

Hey guys! I’m going to shave my head in support of kids with cancer. Before I do that though, I need to raise $300 - by August 31! I am halfway there - but I could use more help! And I’ll post selfies of me bald!

If you can’t donate, at least repost it? Help me out anyway you can?

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Hey guys! I’m going to shave my head in support of kids with cancer. Before I do that though, I need to raise $300 - by August 31! I am halfway there - but I could use more help! And I’ll post selfies of me bald!

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  • big foot: im real
  • ppl: we thought u were a myth
  • big foot: u were myth-taken

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